I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
