it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Randomize