since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
