Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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