Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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