Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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