let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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