absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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