I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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