You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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