hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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