she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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