Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The adults are the big ones right?
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