I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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