gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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