you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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