I'm lost and stupid without you.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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