big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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