so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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