Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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