i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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