member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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