We won't sleep together?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Randomize
