Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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