I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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