i was born a porn star she said
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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