theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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