I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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