so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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