it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
She announced her abortion via fbk
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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