If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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