I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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