What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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