I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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