physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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