I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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