"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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