And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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