Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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