I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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