We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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