He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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