I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
