the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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