that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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