Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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