I wanna bring you to show and tell
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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