He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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