it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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