..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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