We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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