I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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