So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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