I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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