I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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