That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Randomize
