return my video game
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
just tell him i said nine months
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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