Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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