Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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