IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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